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Arthur Frongello

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Hey just to let you know there are a few of us old sailors up and running. Well maybe up but not running, walking.

First of all hello to everyone. I am retired and bored. That is retired not retarded. Although sometimes I wonder.

When I was in France working as an Admiral striker, I celebrated on my liberties. I drank so much chanpagne from young ladies' slippers I got athlete's tongue. Now my class action suit is for compensation. Is anyone out there that can support my cause ?

The champagne impeded my chance to become an Admiral. Not only that, we did our job so well the war ended and so did my career.

Hey, if people can sue because they spilled a cup of hot coffee on their laps, don't I have a case ?

Sincerely, Arthur ( almost Admiral by a few years and too much champagne.)






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Dick

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Arthur . . .

What can I say . . . but too funny !

You got my support, and I'm sure many would-be Admirals on this board feel your pain. . . .

Dick . . .


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Arthur, you are lucky! A friend of mine in the Navy was lucky enough to be visited by a genie who offered to grant him one wish. He asked to become an admiral and ZAP!! he turned into a 19 inch black and white television.
Now if you are old enough to remember Admiral TV, this is funny, sort of, maybe, .....or not.


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  Michael

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Dear Almost Admiral Arthur,
I have been instructed by my Clients to Counter Sue against your Class Action.My Clients being the hundreds (maybe thousands) of French women walking around with only ONE slipper.The main points will be,
1.The location of said slippers
2.The inability to use said slippers,because of extreme dampness.
3.French attitude due to slipperless conditions

Signed,
A.Lawyer (with nothing better to do with his degree)

Cheers Mate.
from a bored and retarded Aussie.
ANZAC DAY 2009
LEST WE FORGET.

Michael

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  FRANK

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Michael-

Love it, love it, LOVE it!! Way too funny!!

Frank Ryczek, Jr.
Modeler/Friend RON-10 PT-169 " ZEBRA SNAFU "

HIGH TIDES ALWAYS!

YOUR FRIEND THROUGH SCALE SHIP MODELING AND PT BOAT HISTORY!

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Frank J Andruss Sr

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Dear Arthur

As the Lawer for Miss Regina Lafoot, I have been instructed by the French Government to have you return said slipper at your earliest convenience. When said slipper has been returned with any unused portion of French Wine, a letter from our Goivernment to your Navy Department, should clear the way for you to obtain disability. It is our utmost hope that you refrain from drinking any more beverages from women's slippers. Should you feel the need to do this again, we are in hopes that you will consider using her Bra Cup, which is not only more sanitary, but more enjoyable as well. We look forward to hearing from you in the near future in this delicate matter. You may contact me below at:

Laywers Frank Cheatum & Howe
1126 Torpedo Juice Manner
Gulf of Juan France


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Dick

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Just found this on a World War II French archive site:







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Arthur Frongello

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Thank you all for your non-support. As I still have one of the slippers, I will return to France and see if I can find the owner and if the slipper fits, I will marry her and live happily ever after. Of course with abundant champagne. Don't knock it, all I can afford now is beer. Maybe the slipper will fit an older woman with low mileage and a high income.

Columbus took a chance and he never got to be an Admiral. All he got was veno and lost. He never got an Admiral TV either.

Here is what my advance people found out about the slipper . The manufacturer had no soul and was considered a heel. He started the business on a shoe string and it was a long time before he got his feet on the ground. Now he can pay ?

About the champage, it was actually Pink Lady. The young lady serving me told me they used pink grapes. Maybe that is why I thought I saw pink elephants.

You will all be invited to the wedding. No wine just Geritol. Maybe just maybe, I will share my settlement.

Sincerely and Hoping

Arthur ( almost Admiral during a short war )




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Dick

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Arthur . . .

You're the tops ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Having fun,
Dick . . . .


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now i know why the women in numea,new caledonia onlt wore one slipper,. the creme deMenthe from the bra was delicious too .also wore no slip under the white dress.anyone know why???

earl richmond

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